With that thought, I considered how I would deal with a variety of natural disasters if any of them were to crop up on race day. Here is what I decided I should do:
- Tornado: Hop into a protective orb. Allow the tornado to run through the path of my orb. Spin around the tornado and allow it to carry me to the finish line.
- Hurricane: Swim. Ride the currents to the finish line.
- Flood: Swim. If the currents are not strong enough, paddle a canoe or kayak.
- Earthquake: Run on the parts of the shaking earth that propel me forward instead of setting me back. Bounce closer to the finish line.
- Tsunami: Surf to the finish line.
- Avalanche: Strap on skis and slide downhill to the finish line.
- Blizzard: Wear snow shoes or tire tracks to traverse the snow. If necessary, cross-country ski.
- Volcano: Wear a gas mask. Run uphill away from the volcano to the finish line.
- Drought: Drink extra water/Powerade at the water stations.
- Heat Wave: Freeze clothes or put them on the air conditioner before running. Refrigerate or freeze water/Powerade. Stuff ice cubes in various places.
- Fire: Wear a protective fire suit. Drink extra water at aid stations to accommodate for extra clothing.
Granted, many of these scenarios will not happen on race day - especially an avalanche or volcano. I’d like to think I will be prepared just in case. Even when everything is going perfect during training, there is always the unknown of what will happen the day of the big race. Yesterday’s earthquake reminded me of the power of nature and how I should expect the unexpected, especially on race day, to propel me to success (or at least to lower stress).
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ReplyDeletePlease Jill, respect the weather, and make a wise decision about traveling to Wildwood for your half marathon. Forecast for Wildwood is rain Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. With possibly the worst day on Sunday. The HURRICANE will bring a five to six foot tidal surge along with severe flooding. The weather channel forecast says this could be the worst storm EVER, in the lifetime of people in NJ. I know how you make up your mind to do something, and it is as good as done. Please think about NOT running for a day, and canceling your trip, as much as you are motivated to do so. We love you and wish you the best. Stay healthy, stay strong. Love, Dad
ReplyDeleteYou forgot typhoon, gale, mudslide, meteor, solar flares, eclipse (solar and lunar), whirlpool, angry mob (including local Arab spring), and finally, hiding in plain sight, a normal, boring thunderstorm. :)
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